Few things make me happier than an article entitled: “Deformed Miracle Puppy Defies Death… Twice and Learns to Walk”. I mean… reaaaaally? That is just too much feel good coming right at ya! So before I continue, let’s take a look at this little puppy today: Just stop with that face.
Well, that was quite a big day in American history. October 12, 1981… my birthday and coincidentally, also the day I was born with cankles. Yes, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have cankles… always have, always will. When I was in college, I was a lot heavier than I am now. (I think […]
… said no guy, ever. However, I’m talking about the four wheel monstrosities that crowd up the roadway and literally DRIVE YOU OFF THE ROAD when they decide that the left lane seems more happenin’. On my way to boot camp today, one of these army tanks came careening at me, forcing me to nearly […]